Schedules of Our Event Nights

TUESDAYS: Motorika

#Krautrock // #KosmischeMusik
21:00 – 02:00
Start the week celebrating your psychedelic, German musical ancestry. Unburden yourself of shame and dance to the musical freakout that is the dj-ing and live duo, Vini and Peter. (The second one, he was the one from the Fuzzknobs band; not so sure about the bassist player guy. He is pushy, he came up with the idea of this club night, we’re all ready to be impressed with it already. Wear your cleanest NEU! vest and pay attention to the music, it’s monotone (is that a word?) and driving, like your mother behind the wheel on the autobahn.

KÜNSTFABRIKEN – MUSIK-ARBEITEN – House Band Music Workers

WEDNESDAYS: Waifpixie

#Ffolk // #LilithFair #Grunge #Ladiesmuzik
21:00 – 02:00
“Every day we see the same things around us but the goal in our music is to present this to you in a new way.” This is the kind of shite our new Wednesday night Lady/Man team came back with, when I simply ask them ‘What kind of music is it going to be?’ Ugh. You get the picture already, was certain. SHE… probably goes on and on a bit… and HE…. puts on a big song and dance but it is really just their excuse to get out of the house, they are flipping parents without any other hobbies, so they are serious I hope. Give them the break and listen, it wouldn’t hurt, but you’ll prefer the coffee and biscuits with this one.

THE EVERYDAY PLUS ONE – MORROWVALE’S NEWEST HUSBAND/WIFE DJ TEAM (CHILD-CARE PERMITTING)

THURSDAYS: Flürgasm

#Leftfield #Dusseldorf #Minimal #Beats
21:00 – 02:00
Are you the repetitive-electro Schlager-liker of Musik performed by a quartet of similarly-dressed Teutonic male men? Then dance! Of course you do!

JULIE ANDROID (DJ) with COWBOY JOE behind the kettledrums. Flam-bitious

FRIDAYS: XTRMN8

We can’t tell you what to groove to. So kommen zie down und boogie dance!
21:00 – 03:00

DJ SALVADOR DALEK / DJ PRESTATYN CRIMEWAVE – Schedules alternate; depending upon probation guidelines, TBD.

SATURDAYS: NIGHTball (The 1st)

#TECHNO NOTICE!
21:00 – 04:00

RHYTHM FACTORY – (PLEASE see also Drum’N’Bass / IDM / Techno / Breaks / House)

SUNDAYS: NIGHTChills (The OTHER NIGHTball)

#Chill #Trip-Hop
04:01 – 23:00
TECHSOME Notice, you’ve got a job to got to in the AM. Lowered expectations. Be a good patron and get your drinks in early. Dance, but not like an imbecile, your co-workers drink (and try to dance) here, too. And, I am the one who has to clean up your sick at 2AM.

RHYTHM FACTORY – Progressive House Beats & Acid Skiffle

MONDAYS: WE ARE CLOSED

You are too burnt out, any road. Sleep. Drink espresso. Eat again (normal food). Drink water. Sleep. Urinate (Strange, it will be a vivid GOLD colour!) but not in this precise order, these are just the guidelines, you MUST do the steps. Do n0t act like you were not the rat-arsed one, on the same past Monday.

Stop your whining ~ Tuesday is nearly here again.